Walter:
Hey Ishna, u wanna watch Westside Story?

Ishna:
Ayoko. 7 hours yun di ba? Saka hindi ako fan ni Yul Servo eh.

….?

Ahhh! Westside Story… yung theater vehicle for Christian Bautista na muntik nang di matuloy kasi wala masyadong nag-audition. Baka akala ng iba “Batang Westside -The 7-hour Lav Diaz Musicale” ang gagawin. Nakakapagod nga naman yun.

Theater night for the brunch pack turned out to be a couples’ night as well. I was with Gbo, Walter was with Pidro, Burnik was with Tristan and Hans was kilig to the max with his exotically named Jun.

Achullee i was excited about the idea of theater night for the gang rather than the show itself. Though i am familiar with more than just a couple of songs sa Westside Story, sing-along session they do not make. Hello, lungkot-lungkutan kaya and drama. At sobrang luma naman na ang Westside Story,

Hello, it was written at a time when the word “gay” meant “happy”. That is unless sobrang ahead of his time si Stephen Sondhiem and Leonard Bernstein and they wrote na veklah pala  talaga si Maria so she is truly “pretty and witty and gay”.

The gang met up sa lobby and did what all self-respecting culture vultures would do… nang-olay kami ng suot ng iba. Yey! The crowd was then let in, and as we were making our way to our seats, we saw Karylle, dressed simply in jeans and oversized jacket, assisting some of her guests to their seats…hmmmm… then it was announced that that night Maria will be played by Joanna Ampil… and the room buzzed with a collective under-the-breath “Yes!”

Not that i have anything against Karylle ha at hindi rin naman ako fan ni Joanna Ampil. Pero levelling lang ‘day.

Joanna= Ms Saigon/Les Miz/West End/ London

Karylle= SOP

Kamusta naman di ba?

In total fairness Joanna delivered. Along with Rowena Villar who played Anita, they showed what world-class talent is all about. Their duet at the second half is to watch of for. The two saved the show from being a total high school musical, the generic kind ha, not the Disney movie.

How about Christian? Well, as long as he sings the ballads, he’s semi-safe. Kasi ok naman ang performance niya but Joanna easily eclipses him without trying. And forget about suspending disbelief about his role as a former top thug of a neighborhood gang. hindi nga believable na kaya niyang sumampa sa cyclone wires eh.

All in all, this Westside Story is a rollercoaster ride that rises whenever the two top femmes are onstage and dips dismally when left in the hands of the woefully less gifted cast.

Other notes:

1. At the halfway mark of the show, everyone started sounding Puerto Rican.

2. Pansin ni Walter: the locals’ accent is not even Puerto Rican, it’s Transylvanian, wahahaahah (thunderclap)

3. May special talent si Gian Magdangal. Kaya niyang magchange ng key sa gitna ng kanta.

4. Much of the magic ng pinagbasehang Westside Story ay nasa dance sequences. Sadly, maski na nirecreate nila ang choreography, di nila narecreate yung magic. Hindi kasi magkasasabay-sabay sa movement. Sa curtain call nga, magba-bow na lang sila hindi pa rin sabay-sabay eh.

5. The most popular song sa musical ay Somewhere. Sa movie, si Tony at Maria lang ito, madamdaming kumakanta. Dito, ang Somewhere ay brought to you by ASAP. Biglang may interpretative dancing at naging dream sequence. Punyeta.

6. Proof na nahirapan ang production to fill in the cast is the presence of one particular vertically challenged actor. Sa isang dance sequence na puno ng high kick at big snappy steps, ang kick niya parang naninipa lang ng pusa sa kalye at sa ending nakatakbo na at nakaslide across the stage ang ibang dancers, siya tumatakbo pa lang sa gitna. Kung may magi-stage ng Snow White sa pinas, may sure job na siya. Hi-ho!

7. Sa end ng Westside movie, nagtulong ang mga Sharks at Jets bitbitin ang bangkay ni Tony as a sign of unity. Sa version na ito, hindi lang binitbit ang bangkay ni Tony… may lifting talaga. Ate Vi should be so proud! May legacy na pala siya sa Philippine theater.

At ang nakakaloka, dahil nga in-overhead lift nga ang bangkay ni Tony, hindi abot ni vertically challenged actor ang body para maki-lift. Raise his hand na lang siya at mukhang nagpray over sa bangkay. Sana ijinoin na niyang ipray over yung show at magpasalamat na hindi nga ito Batang Westside - The Musical.

From the countdown, natuloy na rin ang pagiging 40ness ko. What can i say? Tulad nga ng tanong ni Kuya Wommel, kung life begins at forty, anu yung first 39 years, practice? Kung practice siya, medyo late na ako nagsimula ng session… pero i have been making up for lost time wehehehe.

How is it being 40? Una, di ko na pwedeng sabihin truthfully na THirtysomething lang ako di ba… at kailangan talaga stress on the TH with the tongue between the teeth para sosi, very Tetay Aquino. Siguro pwede naman sabihing FORTHY na ako para sosi pa rin ang delivery.

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age”

Say yan ni Victor Hugo, French poet playwright at novelist na sumulat ng Les Miserables at ng Hunchback of Notre Dame. Meaning among the jogets, lola na aketch… pero among the major lolas, jogets pa ang kagandahan ko. In short, wa ako belong sa jogets o sa mga lola. Nag-iisa aku. Isang outsider. Too old to be young, too young to be old. Unyeta de ba?

That is, kung maniniwala ako sa sabisabi ng isang writer na nakabase ang career sa pagsusulat tungkol sa mga miserableng utaw at sa kubang chaka. Hmm.

Thankful rin ako that 40 is my age, not my waistline… yet!  Pero nakakaafraid! Buhkit? Dahil alam niyo ba kung ano ang Roman numeral for 40? XL!!! Aayyyyy! I dont want to go there!!! At i swear babalik na ako sa gym! Thankful rin ako na 40 is not in my faceline either. Recently nga, bigla na lang nagbeautification program si Gbo. As in nagpapafacial at dentist chorva. Nagulat ako so i asked why. Mahirap raw kasi magkaroon ng jowang 27 years old. Huh? Yun pala, akala nung mga friends niyang nameet ko, 27 lang ako. Ahem-ahem… walang kokontra mga pohtah kayo dahil true story itu! Mahal ko na ang friends ni Gbo.

Galing sa wikipedia, 40 is the atomic number of Zirconium. Hmm parang ingredient yun sa anti-dandruff shampoo no? So hindi ako magkakadandruff habang 40 ako.

40 years is called the Ruby Anniversary. So kailangang maging friend ko within the year sina Ruby Rodriguez…hindi ko lang kung buhay pa, si Ruby Regala… at former representative ng Pinas sa Mr Gay International, Rubi Tarroza. Kailangan pagmagaahit ako, Ahit-Rubie. At ang official superhero ko… Batman and Rubi.

Badidea Burr:
Pag tumatanda, kumukorni rin? Hay…

Ishna:
Hindi ka kasali dito Burr kaya wag kang sumabat. Nanay mo balbong takip ng toilet seat.

After leaving Egypt, naligaw ang mga Hebrews sa wilderness for 40 years bago na kita ang Promised Land. Super worship kasi sila ng golden calf. Ayan tuloy. Wa naman ako super samba sa ginto baka so i hope to find my Promised Land soon. Wag lang sa bandang Malabon dahil galing na ako run. Lumulubog dun.

Si Alibaba may kasamang 40 Thieves. Meaning marami siyang thieves na kasama. Galing ito sa collection ng mga  kwento called 1001 Malacanang Nights.

Sa kwento ni Noah, umulan ng 40 days and 40 night. Meaning maraming araw at gabing umulan kaya bumaha nang bonggang-bongga. Nagenjoy rin ang mga pares-pares na mga animal sa bed weather. Nagmistulang motel ang ark ni Noah at dun naimbento ang shorttime.

Sa Sanhedrin o high court ng ancient Israel, the maximum non-capital punishment is 40 lashes. Meaning,  kung hindi ka nila titigukin, bubunutan ka nila ng maraming pilik-mata. Malamang mamatay ka sa kuliti.

UB40 is the name ng isang sikat na reggae band in England. Galing ang name nila sa isang government form na UB40 rin ang tawag na pini-fill-up-an ng mga unemployed to get unemployment benefits. Ayyyy! Happy thoughts dapat! Happy thought dafaaat!

WD40 naman ay isang lubricant. Wala lang. Namention ko lang. Yun lang.

Shocks!!! After years of denial super admit na si Clay Aiken na isa siyang veklush!

Super nagulat ako dahil looking at the picture i thought Clay would
come out as a lesbian. Waherherher. Itsura ni Billie Jean King at k.d.
lang de ba?

At kailangan may props pang jogets habang proclaim to all and sundry na isa kang major veyklah? Look at the picture. The jogets is clearly not amused. Knows niya sigurong super use-me-in-a-sentence lang siya ni fudra to save whatever masculinity is left of his image.

For some reason this is one coming out that i am not proud to claim. Sabi sa press release, its the birth of his son raw, that prompted Clay to come out. Echoserang frog. Feeling ko may taong lalabas sana with undeniable proof na veyklah ang lola Clay so inunahan na nila with matching damage control. Clever. Whatever.

I’m baaack! Medyo natagalan akong bumalik sa writing mode dahil, walang lang. Ayokong magsulat kahapon, gusto ko na ngayon. And before anything else, someone wants to say hello…

Badidea Burr:

Hello…That’s all.

Mayabang! Porke may letter uli ang pohtah.

Badidea Burr:
I know…i’m pretty kasi… at bago ang outfit ko…

Pohtah ka. Sige mabasa nga yang letter na yan at husgahan.

Dear Badidea Burr,

I’m an avid reader of yours, and thought I’d pick your brains on this one…

Is it wrong to condition myself to feel romantic about someone because I know he’s the rational choice? Wouldn’t it be smarter for me to direct my affection towards a guy I know makes sense for me to be with, rather than pine over another who will never see me that way? More importantly though, how does one let go of what cannot be had, and just be content?

Hope you can give me some clarity on this one Badidea Burr.

Always,
no(one)

Badidea Burr says…

Badidea:
Nosebleed!!! Can i have tissue please? Pangit sa teddyburr ang may blood sa nguso. People might think i’m carnivorous. Ugh-ly sa image and it doesn’t do anything for my fur. Yurkh!

Eeeeeniweys…

To whom it may concern… oo i’ll address you that kasi anonymous ka naman… How gender-free. Free ako to think that you’re a boy or a gurl, so i’ll mix it and think you’re a veyklah na lang.  Soooo veyklah naman the twist and turns ng situation mo eh. Hihihihi.

Basically naman your problem is this: Someone is water-water to you while you are wet and watery to someone else who malamang is drip-drip-hooray to another who probably is hotter than you. Am i right or am i correct? This is what i can say…nakanta na this ni Ate Shawie noong 80’s noh?!

Shawie:
Mahal kita…
Mahal mo’y siya…
Mahal niya ay iba.

Feel lucky na at least in your case, you’re in the middle of this lovetrain so medyo mahaba na rin hair mo coz someone is inlababu to you.

And the answer to your question is: The grass is always greener at the other side of the fence… especially if the other side is Bulacan Gardens. What’s the connect? The hell i know. Parang nice lang sabihin.

The solution to your dilemna is like an umbrella-ella-ella… it’s threefold. Ancheap noh?

First fold, syempre try to get the one you want who, since i’m considering this to be a veyklah problem, is a hot guy. He is either a) nagpapadelight lang… b) hindi ka type coz he’s straight… or c) hindi ka type, period.

If its A, nagpapadelight pala ha?! Magpadelight ka rin! Undergo an superduper beautification program and then make deadma to him. Maski na you’re like Lamesa Dam na watery for him, deadma him and make him water for you instead.

If it’s B, lasingin mo. enuff said. Walang panget sa et-et na galet. Hindi ka man niya i-love, na-tastetest mo naman ang lovetool niya right? Keri na yun.

If it’s C naman….well wala na tayong magagawa dun especially after  undergoing liposuction, facial reconstruction and industrial strength deodorant eh deadma pa rin siya to you.

Second fold is the guy who wants you. Baka naman too obsessed ka with hot guy 1 that you are nabubulagan na sa good qualities ni other guy?  Give him a fighting chance at baka naman you’ll discover that he may not look as hot as Guy 1… pero kung malaki naman ang ratbudoodle, go na rin yun… tapos give mo yung number ko. Ormaliit mana ng ratbudoodles pero superyaman naman, give mo pa rin number ko. Hihihi.

Kung doble naman ang lamang ni Hot Guy1 kay Guy 2, why not get two Guy 2s na lang? As they say, the more the manyer. Pero kung wala namang redeeming value itong is Guy2 beyond mahal ka niya… bakit pa tayo nag-uusap. And if you’re considereing Guy2 just because type ka niya… that’s soooo pathetic, piteous, sad, woeful, desperate, lamentable, wretched, desolate and forlorn of you… and i mean it in a nice way.

Which brings me to the third fold, You.What ba you want? Some people kasi must have what and who they want. They are the Lovers. Some people naman prefer to be wanted. They are the Beloved.

So what are you? You’re anonymous. Yun lang.

Pohtah, i’m afraid, coz Badidea seems to be making sense to me. Check ko sa calendar kung apocalyse na bukas. Hoy Anonymous balikan mo kami ha? BTW love your poems ha… andami mo na palang naisulat. Conrats.

In a couple of days i’ll be turning 40…

Pohtah’ng ina.

Achulee, i thought it wouldn’t matter. 39… 40. Next number please.

Maleh! Apektadu ako. Bigla tinutubuan yata ako ng… conscience!!!

Nung isang gabi, habang bumibili ako ng carrot cake diyan sa may Valencia, nilapitan ako ng payatollahng jogets ng gurl, no more than 9 or 10.

Gurl: Koyah, bilhin mo na itong tinda kong rosal…

She was thin and fragile. May kasama siyang isa pang jogets na lalaki, equally thin and even smaller. Naantig ang puso… anu ito… medyo sumikip ang dibdib ko…. hindi ko na kayang makakita ng mga jogets na dumaranas ng kahirapan kaya…

…tumalikod ako. Ayan, hindi ko na sila nakikita. Babu.

What can i say? I’m still a work in progress

Tignan mo nga naman… may kumagat!!!! Wihihihi

Nagpost ng ‘help me’ entry si Lotus Flower addressed to Badidea Burr at, surprise!, wishing ito tungkol sa love-love kundi societal problem. Oooooo! So social arbiter na ang Ms Burr?

Badidea Burr: Nag-doubt ka pah? hmmm?

Hindi rin conceited si Badidea nuh? Anyways eto ang letter ni Lotus Flower…

Dear Badidea Burr,

I’ve
read your last advice and I find it quite disturbing. But, I like it so
I don’t see a reason why not to consult you with an issue.

I
have looked up to people who are able to bring changes in the
community. This inspired me to set up a project on my birthday. I
wanted to plant trees and also involve my family and friends.

I
sought the help of the local city hall office that handles
environmental issues. They told me that all we need to provide is the
manpower. Though there were some challenges with the schedule, we plan
to push through with it.

Ka Lope, my contact person from the
city hall, guaranteed that he will provide us a location that would
accomodate us. When I follow up the activity, he told me that it was
postponed until further notice.

I have already asked friends
and family to support me but I have to cancel it. In a way, Ka Lope
placed me in a very embarrassing situation. What would my friends say?
What can I do?

Help me.

xoxo,

Lotus flower

Eto ang say ni Badidea…

Dear Lotus Flower,

XOXO? Here, have some… wihihih

Semi-seriously…Gossip gurl istatchu? Hmmm… Well considering there so daming kapokpokan happening in that show and… well you did know that the lotus flower blooms in putik and burak right? Pretty but duuuuuurty!!! Why kaya did you make pili that name?

Aaaaaaanywayzzzz, back to your letter…

I must say, how very Chinchin Gutierrez of you! Feeding the mahihirap na children in the orphanage during one’s birthday (media coverage, a must) is soooo last season. Its so baduy na.

Tree planting is the thing to do this year! It sooo raises your social stock! Bravo! Planta Tree, Climb Society! Bonggang call to action! Deadma na sa orphans!

Now to your problem…

Hay naku there public servants noh? Kainez they are!!! and now dahil of their inaction you are now in danger of losing face!

Hmmm… why not make a good thing from a bad one? Lose your face now, trade it in for a better one! Personally i’d love to get Angelina Jolie’s… or Brad Pitt’s, just to sit on… wihihihih…

Seriously i sooo feel for you. There’s nothing worse than being embarassed in public. First, just be Zen about it. Close your eyes… take a deep breath… and as a mantra, enunciated very clearly, say… “Vengeance is mine!”… leche sya de bah?!

He made you pahiya, so make pahiya at trouble for him back nang bongga-bongga without stooping to his level…. go lower! Hell hath no fury like a social-climber scorned!!

1. You have his cell-number? Make vandalism sa harap ng urinals, door ng cr cubicle and back of bus seat and sulat “Wanna have good time? i do everything for free… call me at 091x-xxx-xxxx anytime!

2. Subscribe to several bastus veklah magazines in his name and have them delivered to his work place wrapped in clear plastic.

3. Make panggap na doctor or health worker, go to his neigborhood sarisari store and ask the ale “where po nakatira mr chuchu? I have to deliver kasi medicine for his virulent strain of STD.”

I’m sure you can get more ideas from these, lotus flower so good luck and more power! why not invite me to your next tree planting project, if ever you push through with it. My social status can use the boost.

And after planting sa watershed, let’s roast some marshmallows. Im sure there’s lot of narra and molave naman threre to start a bonfire with!!! Bonggang bongga!!! I’m so excited!!!

Socially yours,
Badidea Burr

So etu pala ang fezlak ko kung naging manga aku… gagah wag kang maghanap ng bagoong! Ibang manga itu… wish ko sa hentai umapir hihihi…

Kahawig ko ba as in mukha ba akong cartoon?

Badidea Burr: Achullee its quite an improvement from the original… i prefer this one rather than the “live”.

Ishna: Eh kung i prefer na tinatampal kita ng malakas?! Nanay mo pinipick-up lang sa Timezone!!!

Gogogo! Manga mong fez mo rin, tabi-tabi po Joe d’ M! Shindotin mo lang iteld!

LICKED?!!! Jos koh!!! Asan? Asan? ASAAAAAN?!!!

Ay, leche. Typo pala… LEAKED. hmp!

SAM MILBY’S CONTROVERVERSIAL “BEHIND” EXPOSURE, LEAKED?!

Sa tagalog:

Ang kontrobersyal na pwet ni Sam, may tagas?!!!

Say ng bisita…

Badidea Burr: Nakakadiri kah!

Say ng Ishna…

Ishna: Bisita ka alng ditoh! Manahimik!

Nabasa ko sa latest post ni friendship YATOT ang clip ng supposed butt exposure ni Sam Milby sa Dyosa… hmmm

Mukhang fakery ang wetching noh? Stunt Pwet i’m sure-rich switzerland. At may headdress pa sa long shot. HMP!

Pero in fuhrness kay lola Sam ha, bodash kung bodash! At kailangan talaga, lingering hagod torso shot ha! Akala yata ng cameraman sabon ang hawak niya nang kalos ikuskos sa abs-tastic ng Sam. Puson-shot kung puson-shot talagah! Hay kailangan ko yata ng ice water now nah!

At very timely ang paglitaw ng clip na ito, sa pagsisimula ng Dyosa ha. So ni-leak kaya ang clip na itu? HELLO!!! Tatampalin ko ang mag-doubt!

Badidea Burr: I second the EMOTION!!! Tara dali… where is my dos por dos with pako sa dulo?

Pagsawaan niyona lang online, at wag nang umasa pang mapanood ang gratuitious showing of fake pwet sa TVas if ipapasa itu ng MTRCB. Hindi magpapakita ng wetching si Sam ever nuh… magagalit si… PP… PaPa sa roma hihihi… born-again yan di ba? Waah akala niyo sasabin ko si Piolo P noh? Sorry hindi!!! Wahahaha

May bisita ang inyong Ishna Vera…

Please welcome…Badidea Burr!

He… she… it is brown with an attitude. In short may angking sungit maski hindi naman kagandahan.

pero dahil worldly-wise siya at may pearls galing sa lung center tiangge sa quezon ave, pinatuloy ko na rin siya at baka mapakinabangan somehow.

Tyempo nagmessage ang aking friendship na si Yatot dahil may sumulat raw sa kanya at may problema… maybe i can help out raw…

Aba maybe Badidea Burr can earn her keeps o siya sige nga. Kaya mo Ms. Burr?

Badidea: Bring it on!!!

Sabi ng sumulat kay Yatot…

I am a product of a failed relationship. It’s been eight months already since I decided to end up my relationship with Ron… …when he impregnated his childhood female friend near his town.

I was hurt, and I still am. I felt betrayed by the person I loved most. My trust was broken, my every piece of what I have is shattered. I can’t go on with my life because everything that I am was taken by him.

…We parted ways.There was this guy in our office who is very patient of waiting for me…..When the guy in the office learned that I broke up with Ron because of that impregnation incident, I know he would be there to comfort me as a friend. Three months later, he said that he will court me again, and that he will take care of me. But I am just not ready yet for another relationship that would only make my heart broken.

…It’s now the office guy’s fifth month of courting. But I am not just ready to open my heart for some love. I’m afraid, I don’t know what to do. Please enlightened me on this matter.

Sincerely yours,
Janet

Say ng Badidea Burr…

Dear Yatot…Love Diaries talaga?!!! Magpaka-Joe d Mango ba? I’ve seen Joe in person and it was not a pretty sight. the mangoes should rise up in arms!!! I’m sure mabait naman siya… but the poor mangga, how about their reputation?!!! Anyways…

And now for Janet… from your name i can feel you’re nasty at di malayong you will soon also have a wardrobe malfunction just like that other janet na ke yaman but is so nanggigitata pa rin pag pinagpapawisan.

Regarding your problem… so you feel so betrayed by your ex, even though he already got up and married that skank-bitch. I say you make ganti for your pride! Does your ex have a best-friend? Ok, first by a videophone… and make pakangkang to the bestfriend like there was no tomorrow and video it at upload it on tube. Dont forget to shave ha… and don’t be gaga and get yourself preggy like that skank-bitch ha.

About that manliligaw of your naman. Is he cute? If he is, make pakangkang to him also. Wala lang. Enjoy mo lang. It’s called rebound sex and society will excuse you for acting like the secret slut you are. Might as well make the most out of being dumped noh.

Kaso, chances are, that manliligaw is chaka and poor. Otherwise kasi you would have dumped that katikaterang bf or yours noon pa and shacked with this other guy. My advise, string him along and harvest all the gifts you can from him… meanwhile LOOK for someone betterlooking and richer. What you say? Kawawa the other guy? Syet, sorry siya, maganda ka eh!

Basta whatever you do, dont forget to wash your pepe… because i do…

luvsie,
Badidea Burr

I hope nakatulong kahit paano advise ni Badidea, though for some reason feeling ko wis. Anyways, if any of you readers think you have a prob that Badidea Burr can help you with… o may nakita kayong letter-sender that feel niyo in need of Badidea’s taliwas sa normal na point of view, just send us the link or leave a message.

Im sure Badidea Burr would be glad to share her thoughts. Yun lang. Babu.

Just about a month ago nakatanggap ako ng text message saying “ishna, musta?”

Syempre hindi talaga ishna ang nakalagay noh, ekyems ko lang yun. Hindi kilala ng phone ko ang number ng text sender. Natouch at naexcite ako kaya bonggang-bongga ko siyang sinagot ng… :”Hu u?”

Isang blast from the past ang lumitaw na pangalan… highschool classmate ko…nagpaparamdam dahil nagoorganise na raw ang batch for our silver jubilee next year.

POHTANG INA’NG ANONG SILVER JUBILEE NAMIN EH KAKADEBUT KO LANG LAST WEK DE BAH?!!!

Batch 84… kapanahunan ng “Bagets”, ng Just Got Lucky, Farewell ni Raymond Lauchengco at Telephone ni Sheena Easton… ng baston na pantalon na may zipper sa binti at stretch jeans…

Wala pa sa buhay ni Aga si Janice and si God na present daw nung ginawa nila ang omigad anak ni Janice… si JC Bonnin naka pekpek shorts pa maski walang siyang pekpek… Si Herbert Bautista balak pa lang ligawan si Lea Salonga pero meron na yata siyang Mia Prats…

Punyeta, magtu-25 years ago na nga!!!

Eto nakakaloka… si Gbo kaka-26 lang…

Unyeta 1 year old lang si Gbo, papagraduate na ako ng highschool!!! May buhok na ako sa anetch nun!!!!… Nanonood na ako ng porno sa betamax nun.!!!.. Anim na taon na ako’ng nagbabatiboom by that time (maagang naging malikot ang kamay koh eh)!!!

At the height na… meron akong kabatch noon na hindi nakapagmarcha dahil najontis at nanganak… meaning may 25 year old na junakis na ang hitad… Meaning achullee possibling junakis ko na ang isang Gbo… anu ba itu? Nahihilo aku… breaker muna…

(to be continued)